


Dear John,
I did you wrong.
You deserve this song.
We knew it all along.
My favorite John,
Has moved on.
Why am I stuck on this John?
I came in with my
Underwear bomb.
That was wrong,
To do to a John.
No wonder
My favorite John
Has moved on.
Why am i stuck on this John?
When life takes a dump,
Hands you a Trump,
What you need is a solid John.
But my favorite John,
He's moving on,
I'd better get off this John,
The captain's turned
The seat belt light on.
I'm really stuck on this John.
Dear John,
Most people do move on,
But I'm a little stuck
On this John.
Was it the coffee or the music,
That made me abuse this John?
Was it the beer or the culture here,
That made me so hard on this John?
It's time to stand tall
We can't all hang on this long
You really deserved this song
Poor John.