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We Might Consider You If

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this is a joke, i do not own EE or control its denizens

We might consider you if you are the kind of person with the moral calibre to write on bathroom walls. We could use your #taghere. Not. Lol :lol:

We might consider you if you sign your registration with blood and name Us as beneficiary on all of your life insurance policies. Just as long as you acknowledge Us, US, or some form of us. :roll:

We might consider you if you are perpetually menstruating. We call that being proactive. Men should not be turned away or feel ashamed. Anyone can MENstruate on the Interwebz.

We might consider you if you are presenting a lawsuit. :geek: :ugeek: Particularly with Us in it.

We might consider you if you bring cookies. Cookies help people remember.

We might consider you if you invent the next big thing relative to the whiskey still.

We might consider you naked.

Etc.

Am i being too srs
Brotherhood falls asunder at the touch of fire!
He finds his fellow guilty of a skin
Not coloured like his own, and having power
To enforce the wrong, for such a worthy cause
Dooms and devotes him as his lawful prey.
~William Cowper
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